So, I just read somewhere the other day that some guy (also, j-school's going great, really getting into specifics and accuracy over here ...) said that LC's, sorry Lauren's, new reality show is going to be the Melrose Place to Laguna's 90210. Um, guy! I don't think you realize the formidable gauntlet you've just thrown down for yourself and The Hills. Unless Jessica shows up to steal Jason back and then pulls her scary scary wig off at the end of the episode, I don't really see it measuring up. Have any aparment buildings blown up? (No, the mudslides do not count). Is anybody a prostitute, gay or red-headed? No. I'm sure it's possible there are eating disorders, drug use and a Peach Pit, but I haven't even seen anyone lose their virginity at the Spring Fling or lose their ID while in Baja or even throw a flower pot! No one's saving baby deers or sporting fake French accents or giving up their trust fund to the most obvious con artists in the world. I think it's quite obvious that The Hills is going to be a lot closer to Love's the Time of Your Life than the brilliance that was Melrose Place. I mean really. That guy should be ashamed of himself. Honestly!
My Wolverine Action thinks I should probably be getting back to class ...
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