So who thinks la Aniston heard about Brad adopting the babies, looked at Vince Vaughn and said, "We are totally getting drunk and married in Vegas over New Years?"
One of my similarly celebrity-obsessed friends said: "Maybe she's going to do several magazine covers, scantily clad and talking about how she's over it." Oh wait ... Jen's publicist is going to need a raise to figure out how to get over this shit.
I mean, really. If my boyfriend left me for some superhot chick who like, adopts international orphans? I would totally kick his ass. I'm not supposed to have to compete with someone like that, it's just not fair. Thank the Lord Brad took her off our hands, I mean, he's too hot for anyone else anyway. Sorry Jen. Vince is probably better - at least you know you're prettier.
Also, who thinks the conversation at the Pitt-Jolie household is totally boring? It's all orphans, Africa and plans for Thanksgiving in Pakistan. At my house tonight we talked about: how Grey's Anatomy sucked last night, online dating, the appetizers we should make for our Christmas party and who's buying more wine. That's funner.
Why yes, I am procrastinating.
My Wolverine Action Figure thinks Jen is just drowning her sorrows in tequila.
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Also, who thinks the conversation at the Pitt-Jolie household is totally boring? It's all orphans, Africa and plans for Thanksgiving in Pakistan.
I do, I do! There was a time that Brad Pitt was on my list of 5, and I would have switched teams for Angelina Jolie. Now I just want to smack them both, AND I think that Jennifer Aniston is hotter than both of them.
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