Thursday, November 10, 2005

Sweeeeeeeeeeps!

So one week into sweeps, let's check how our (okay, my) favorite shows are doing:

Alias: Um, no. So bad. The new girl sucks. SUCKS SO BAD. I can act better than her and I am terrible at lying, so I'd assume acting wouldn't any better. Sucks! JJ - dance with the one who brung ya much? I mean, really.

Gilmore Girls: Yay! I love it. I'm in love with it. Seriously. It's so good. I know it's not as good as it used to be, but the reruns are helping me through. Also: Jess yelled! I like yelling. But if Rory and Lorelai don't get back together soon I'm going to be pissed. Hella pissed. The whole fun of that show is the banter and the banter isn't so good when they're both depressed. I kinda wish Jess had punched Logan, though. [Sidenote: has anyone noticed how Logan is totally Chad Michael Murray, except Rory had more sense to reject him when she was 16 (when we were all idiots, yes, including Wolverine) and now she's an idiot at 21?] I was an idiot at 21, sure, but I was much dumber at 16. Seriously.

Lost: So suckass Maria whatsherface shot Shannon! Awesome! I'm so totally psyched! Well played, JJ. At first I was thinking that JJ was going to kill off a random - but then people would be mad that he only killed off a random after all the hoopla. So he killed off both! Mwa ha ha! I knew Felicity would teach you well! Sure, you completely abandoned Alias the way Joss (sniff!) abandoned Buffy (I'm still mad ... and I will not mention how he made a Serenity movie first. Iw. Oh wait, I just did.) Anyway, well played.

The O.C. Eh, I don't even know anymore. Marissa's hair looked awesome, though. And so did Julie's, in that end scene. Kirsten's hair was pretty too. Very well conditioned, I'd think. 7 of 9 is nasty, though. I'm sure she's a pretty woman, I'm not sure why she looks like shiat. There's not really much to talk about in this show other than hair, is there? And my boyfriend is basically Seth, so the show has that going for it.

My Wolverine Action Figure is getting ready for bed. He's hunkering down, claws out, ready to slash any bed bugs that might happen by. What? He's WOLVERINE. He's never off duty.

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1) Word on "Gilmore Girls," and I really can't wait to see how it pans out when Lorelai finds out that Jess helped bring her daughter back.

2) YES! I loved Shannon, but you're totally right. My jaw DROPPED when I saw it was Ana Lucia at the end!

3) Marissa's hair WAS good, but what was up with that SHIRT??? It made me nervous.

I love when you write about TV!